I finally had a “legitimate” reason to miss class today. It's not like I ever needed one before but I digress.
I was arrested and charged with murder, sexual assault and battery, larceny, and a bunch of other charges. I defended myself and was able to produce alibi to exonerate myself from the charges. Yet, they had enough damning evidence to send me to the pen... How did I manage to wiggle myself out of these problems? I convinced them that it was either my
alter ego or my
evil twin that they had evidence of committing these crimes and not me. How I was able to get them to believe that is beyond me.
However, there's one catch here: I have been placed under house?? arrest. I cannot leave the earth for the fores
eeable future (didn't you know that the world is now a
global village?) and I have to report to my parole officer at least once a year in London. This kills any hope I had of
working on the moon.
Since I know you don't believe any word I have written either because you think I or anything derived from me is incapable of such crimes or just because the story seems ... unbelievable to you, I have to concoct a believable story for you about what happened in court today.
When traveling to Nigeria last Christmas, I wanted to go through England because I had a British visa which I had not yet used so when trying to book my ticket, I specifically told the travel agent I wanted to go through the
UK. I was traveling with my aunt and uncle back home and since they are permanent residents and could go through most countries with just their green card, they didn't mind going through the UK. We got a printout for the itinerary to go through the UK and everybody was happy.
My aunt and uncle kept calling the travel agent for the e-ticket confirmation but he wasn't forthcoming. Well, I wasn't worried and didn't think too much about the situation like I do about most situations but that's a different story altogether. Finally, on December 19, three days before our flight, I got a call from my aunt telling me that we were no longer going through the UK but we were going through France. She said that the agent had changed our airline from
BA to AirFrance. I was perplexed but I didn't think too much of it. I think I had an exam the next day and I also forgot about the transit visa thingy. I think I also asked her about the price changes with the new ticket but the agent didn't mention anything and since we were trying to just get our way and deal with the situation when we got back, we didn't pursue anything.
When we got to the airport, we had to pay excess luggage. What? This is when dates become important. On 9/16/2005, I transferred $1,775.00 (which was the price of one ticket) to my uncle's account and he wrote a check for $3,550.00 to the agent (price of 2 tickets). On 9/20/2005, this check was cashed. Also, I believe my aunt's credit card information was given to the agent on the 16th. When she noticed that her credit card hadn't been charged for the ticket after a while, that's when she became suspicious and started calling the travel agent regarding the ticket confirmation. Back to the airport....
We were told the reason we had to pay for excess luggage was because our ticket was paid for after November 1st. The tickets weren't bought till I think December. (My aunt's card wasn't charged till December). Didn't we pay the agent in September? What did the agent do with our money for more than 3 months? The limit on checked luggage was reduced from to 50lbs per bag instead of the regular 70lbs for international flights. I think we were supposed to pay $50 per bag but the agent was kind to us and reduced it to $25 so we ended up paying $150 for the six bags.
Moving on, as we were boarding the plane, we had to show proof that we could enter French soil. My aunt and uncle showed their green cards. I showed them my passport without a French visa and I was not allowed to board the plane. I was told I had to go to the French embassy to get a visa and my ticket was cancelled. We agreed that my uncle and aunt would continue their journey while I would sort myself out.
I went to the French embassy the next day and got a transit visa. Since one of the reasons I was going back to Nigeria was to renew my student visa, the transit visa that was given to me was only valid one-way because I didn't yet have the right to return to this country. Hence, I had to go to the French embassy in Nigeria to get a transit visa for my return journey
after going to the
US embassy in Nigeria to renew my student visa. arrgh!!!
I was speaking with the travel agency all day regarding getting a new ticket to travel the same day (12/23). I tried contacting AirFrance directly to change it but since I didn't buy it from them, I couldn't. So, after finally speaking with the travel agency a couple of times, I was able to get my flight scheduled for the 23rd: at a price. I had to pay $250 to the travel agency. I went to their bank and deposited it into their account.
I was finally able to fly home. A few other things of note happened but they are inconsequential to this blog post so I am going to leave them out.
Back to court...

So we sued the travel agency and made claims for the money lost in all the above said transactions plus the difference in the amount given to the agent and the price of the ticket if it was bought at the right time. That's why I was in court today.
Well, so what happened? Actually, not much. Since the defendant did not show up, we just had to prove our case and present the facts as we saw fit for the judge to rule on. After the judge heard our case and asked a few questions, he gave us an amount that was close to what we asked for. And that was it.
What? so if you actually read all this, you must be riled up because you might have been expecting something much more juicy. Well, that was why my first story was way better and you didn't believe it so it's your loss.
Few things that came up today:
- Anytime you are served with a motion in court, respond to it or else you might be in big trouble. From what I garnered today, the travel agency cannot revert the judge's decision. The only thing they can do is dispute the amount. This happened to some other defendant in court who failed to respond to the original court date and came today when there was something else regarding the case that was going to be discussed. The judge told him that it was too late since he didn't respond when he was supposed to.
- Law, like any other profession, is not as glamorous as TVs, books make it seem. At the lower levels, the courts have to deal with petty cases and such. There were even more ridiculous cases than ours on display.
- A lot of people actually don't show up for these cases making it a walk in the park if you turn up. Of all the cases that were presided upon in my presence, there was only one that had both the plaintiff and the defendant present.
You can eat your cake and have it... Where did this come from? If all these hadn't happened, I wouldn't have met Arsene Wenger at Charles de Gaulle. After I met him, I was telling people that all these issues were worth it. Now, I might even get my money back.- Why did I say might? I am not sure what would happen if the travel agency refuses to pay. That's a different story for another day.
So, I might be having about $500+ when the travel agency finally pays. What do I do with it? get an Xbox 360? (I have a PS2 and I said I am not getting a PS3 because of the price) an Ipod (yep, I don't have one)? a Zune? a TV with
HDTV? the
origami?